Monday 25 April 2016

TODAY'S JOB TO BE DONE AT THE BLOGGER...

IKLAN SYARIKAT KAMI

LOGO SYARIKAT BEST SERVICE COLLECTION FOOD

Hello everbody here we are BEST SRVICE COLLECTION FOOD create a little funny joke for you all to enjoy the day......................

of course you all will ask is there a funny jokes??????????????????????????????????????HERE IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If we cannot laugh at ourselves, life will become a dull and stifling experience. Life can be a challenge; of that there is no doubt. But if we take a moment to stop and see the joke, we can change our entire day. To those that take life seriously, we may see humor as an obstacle in our paths. The truth is that jokes are funny because they contain a grain of truth about life that would not be able to be shown through any other medium. A funny joke or poem has the power to point out subtle ironies of life that I might get shot in the head for if I were to say them straight out. Humor has the capacity to point absurdities about the way we live our lives in a non-threatening way.

Lawyer jokes

Q:What's the difference between a Lawyer and a mosquito?
A:The Lawyer has a briefcase

Lawyer jokes

How come sharks will not bite lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

Lawyer jokes

How many lawyers dose it take to change a light bulb?

3, 1 to climb the ladder, 1 to shake it, and 1 to sue the ladder company.

Work & Office jokes

Q:Why is a doctor always calm.
A: Because it has a lot of patients

Work & Office jokes

My memory has gotten so bad it has actually caused me to lose my job.
I'm still employed. I just can't remember where.

Work & Office jokes

The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks."
"And did he?"
"Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."

Work & Office jokes

A man walks into the doctors and the doctor says, "I've not seen you for a while."
The man replies, "Yes, I've been ill

ENJOY THE JOKES......................

Sunday 24 April 2016

We are no 1 in CUSTOMER SERVICE

This is our group image as our identity to our customer.................

Good morning everyone!How are you all today?We want show you all our company business card that we planned to make it!

yessssss!we want make business card so customer will be easy to contact us...

Then,we want to say something..today is Monday....of course will be boring right don't worry we are here BEST SERVICE COLLECTION FOOD...........TO MAKE YOU ALL SMILE WITH A LITTLE JOKES.

1)In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was Made in
China.

2)Teacher: Who answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: Who just threw that?
Boy: Me and I’m going home now.

3)Teacher: What exactly is MATH?
Boy: Mental Abuse To Humans

4)A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.
He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She said, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked...
"Then why did you eat him?"

ENJOY THE DAY!!!!!

Tuesday 12 April 2016

UASAHAWAN ALUMNI
Hai semua ,apa khabar hari ini?Hari yang mendung dan angin yang sejuk membelai tubuh kita pasti anda semua rasa gembira.....oleh itu,kami BEST SERVICE COLLECTION FOOD ingin memperkenalkan seorang usahawan alumni KOLEJ KOMUNITI SABAK BERNAM.Kami temu duga dengan beliau dan dapat mengetahui tentang beliau.Beliau mebuat perniagaan sambil belajar dan kini telah berjaya dan telah membuka satu kedai sendiri..Beliau seorang yang garang dan baik melayan orang atau pelanggannya..Anda semua pasti hendak mengetahui siapa itu??????
Ini dia usahawan alumni KOLEJ KOMUNITI SABAK BERNAM ...........

MUHAMMAD AIDIL BIN OTHMAN.

Beliau belajar di KOLEJ KOMUNITI SABAK BERNAM mengambil SIJIL PEMPROSESAN DAN KAWALAN MUTU MAKANAN.Beliau belajar dari tahun 2005-2007 di KOLEJ KOMUNITI SABAK BERNAM.Latar belakang keluarga beliau adalah sangat ringkas beliau mempunyai 7adik-beradik dan beliau adalah anak yang ke-6.Beliau menjalankan perniagaan air(BIG CUP).Untuk memulakan perniagaan ini beliau berkata>sokongan dari keluarga sangat kuat dan amat baik.Beliau juga berkata>ahli keluarga memberi sokongan moral dan kata-kata yang semangat kepada beliau.Beliau juga mengkongsikan kejayyan anugerah yang diterima pada masa DIPLOMA.Beliau berkata berasa sangat gembira kerana dapat tempat pertama dalam program inovasi.

Ini dia DIL'S STREET coffee bean's perniagaan air BIG CUP
Kami juga tanya satu soalan kepada beliau..Pada masa itu beliau memberi jawapan tersebut dengan rasa bersyukur dan gembira.

Kami tanya kepada beliau.....
>Abang satu hari berapakah jualan BIG CUP?
Beliau menjawab....
>Saya menjual air BIG CUP bekas besar.
Sehari dapat menjual sebanyak 100 cup dalam sehari adik...
.
Kami berasa sangat gembira bila kami dapat berinteraksi dengan
beliau seorang pengusaha air BIG CUP..
Ini dia gambar perniagan jual air
BIG CUP beliau .........................
Kalau anda ingin mengetahui lagi
tentang air BIG CUP anda boleh ke
FANPAGE beliau iaitu:
Dil's Street Coffee bean's

Sunday 10 April 2016

PAGI SEMUA..............KAMI BESTSERVICE COLLECTION FOOD menyediakan manisan dan hadiah bagi perayaan TAHUN BARU INDIA YANG AKAN DATANG................TERUTAMA SEKALI KEPADA SEMUA PENGANUT INDIA YANG AKAN MENYAMBUT TAHUN BARU INDIA ...................................2016

PADA TARIKH 14/04/2016

PASTI ANDA SEMUA SANGAT SIBUK DAN TIDAK MAMPU UNTUK MENYEDIAKAN MANISAN YANG ATAU HADIAH YANG BANYAK..............................................

TIDAK PERLU RISAU KAMI BESTSERVICE COLLECTION FOOD ADA DI SINI UNTUK MEMBANTU ANDA...................................................................

MANISAN YANG DITAWARKAN KEPADA PELANGGAN:

1)LADDU GUJERAT

2)PALGOVA(MANISAN SUSU)

3)GULAB JAMUN(GULA MANISAN)

4)KASARI(MANISAN CAMPUR MINYAK SAPI)

5)PAYASAM(BUBUR MANIS KERALA)

6)CANDY(GULA MANIS BERWARNA)\

7)ATHURASAM(KUIH BULAN INDIA)

HADIAH daripada manisan

KAMI JUGA SEDIAKAN HADIAH DARIPADA MANISAN INDIA

KAMI AKAN MEMBERI SERVIS YANG HEBAT KEPADA ANDA UNTUK PERAYAAN TAHUN BARU INI...................KAMI BESTSERVICE COLLECTION FOOD MENGUCAPKAN

SELAMAT TAHUN BARU INDIA 2016.........................

Pagi semua berasa seronok hari ini setelah lama tergendala dalam musim panas hari ini rasa terlepas dan dapat menikmati kesejukan alah-alah CAMERON HIGHLAND ............................................
Kami Bestservice Collection Food menyediakan....................

1Resipi Masakan Musim Hujan: Sup Krim Ayam

Musim hujan telah tiba, disaat seperti ini pasti anda berasa sejuk dan membuat anda malas keluar dari rumah.Pada musim kesejukan ini pasti anda hendak makan satu masakan yang panas dan membuat anda semangat..Sekarang CHEF SECRET hendak memberitahu resipi untuk membuat SUP KRIM AYAM HANGAT yang lazat.................. Boleh dimakan bersama Roti Sandwich Goreng...

Bahan

250 gram Ayam fillet, potong dadu
100 gram daun sup, potong nipis
250 ml Air
1 sd sup cube, cairkan dengan 20 ml air
50 ml Krim kental

1 sd Mentega
3 biji Bawang putih, haluskan
1 biji Bawang merah cincang
1/2 sd krim sup cendawan
1 sdm Minyak zaitun

Cara Membuat

1. Tumis bawang putih dan bawang merah dengan mentega hingga harum..
2. Masukkan ayam dan sup cube, tambahkan air.
3. Setelah mendidih, masukkan bahan-bahan lain dan krim sup cendawan, campur adukkan..
4. Matikan api, masukkan krim kental, aduk sampai tercampur rata.

JANGAN LUPA UNTUK MENCUBANYA>>>

MORNING EVERBODY............HMMM WHAT A COOL MORNING WITH A BLEW WIND...
SOME WILL WENT TO WORK,SOME WILL WENT TO SCHOOL,AND HOW ABOUT THE MOTHER OR HOUSEWIFES IN HOUSE..................................IN THIS RAINY DAY WE WILL BE STRUGGLE TO DO HOUSEWORK RIGHT................SO DONT WORRIED...

HERE WE ARE

BEST SERVICE COLLECTION FOOD

TO HELP YOU ALL......................

WE LL PROMOTE SPECIAL OFFER FOR THIS RAINY DAY WITH 5% DISCOUNT...

SO WHAT ARE YOU ALL WAITING FOR...COME ON FASTER GET THE PHONE AND MAKE A CALL ....THE FIRST CUSTOMER WILL GOT FREE CHARGE FOR IRONING AND FOLDING CLOTHES..............................

ENJOY YOUR DAY TODAY.....................

Saturday 9 April 2016

HAI SEMUA HARI INI BEST SERVICE COLLECTION FOOD AKAN IKLANKAN SATU CERITA YANG BENAR ..........................................CATATAN SEORANG PENDIDIK..

Selalu apabila dikatakan seorang pendidik, semua beranggapan mereka sempurna dan serba tahu. Walau pun begitu, kehidupan seorang pendidik ternyata sebenarnya seperti orang lain juga. Punya masalah dan cabaran.

Saya merupakan seorang pendidik selama hampir 9 tahun berkhidmat di Kolej Komuniti. Berpengalaman mengajar pelbagai lapisan masyarakat yang datang dari seluruh pelusuk negara amnya dan Sabak Bernam khasnya.

Pada asalnya , saya tidak terfikir langsung untuk menceburi bidang akademik seperti sekarang ini. Saya mengambil jurusan Bacelor Sains dan Teknologi Makanan di Universiti Putra Malaysia yang pada ketika itu, ramai yang mempersoalkan "nanti keluar jadi apa?". Namun, itulah tekad saya sejak tingkatan 5, menjadi ahli teknologi makanan. Syukur, ibu bapa saya tidak pernah menghalang minat dan kecenderungan anaknya.

Saya lebih menghargai makanan. Saya sangat kagum dengan makanan yang diciptakan Tuhan. Kesihatan kita sebenarnya bergantung dengan apa yang kita makan. Makanan juga boleh menjadi ubat. Menarik bukan! Ujikaji kami sebagai pelajar sains makanan berkisar tentang makanan dan pemprosesan makanan seperti macam mana hendak menghasilkan air soya yang baik. Bagaimana hendak menghasilkan mi kuning yang tahan lama dan selamat. Semuanya memerlukan sains makanan.

Perjalanan saya sebagai pendidik bermula apabila saya cuba memenuhi impian ibu yang mahu saya bekerja dalam situasi yang "normal". Tidaklah keluar bintang , balik kerja dengan bintang. Saya mendaftarkan diri sebagai guru pelatih di Maktab Perguruan Teknik Kuala Lumpur dalam jurusan Diploma Pendidikan (KPLI) MPV Pemprosesan Makanan. Akhirnya setelah tamat latihan perguruan, saya di tempatkan di Kolej Komuniti Sabak Bernam yang ketika itu berada di bawah bumbung Kementerian Pendidikan Malaysia sebelum dipisahkan menjadi Kementerian Pengajian Tinggi.

Sebagai pensyarah, saya mengajar pelajar sepenuh masa dan pelajar hujung minggu. Belum lagi tugas - tugas komuniti dan pejabat yang sentiasa memenuhi ruang kerja saya sebagai pendidik. Pulang dari bekerja, saya melaksanakan tugas harian sebagai ibu dan isteri. Pastinya semua itu, memerlukan komitmen dan tenaga harian yang berpanjangan.

Oleh sebab itu, saya memilih Shaklee sebagai makanan tambahan supaya saya dapat menyelesaikan kerja - kerja yang tidak pernah akan habis dengan penuh bersemangat. Saya cuba mengisi masa lapang (walaupun tidak lapang) dengan bisnes Shaklee setelah mendaftarkan diri sebagai pengedar bebas Shaklee.

Saya memilih Shaklee kerana pada hemat dan ilmu saya, Shaklee merupakan makanan tambahan yang diadun untuk memenuhi keperluan tubuh secara semulajadi tanpa bahan - bahan terlarang. Shaklee juga telus dalam mengistiharkan kandungan produknya.

Jadi, anda boleh memesan produk Shaklee melalui saya. Boleh baca entri tentang kebaikan Shaklee di blog bisnes shaklee saya superfoodstoresb.blogspot.com

KAMI BEST SERVICE COLLECTION CUMA KONGSIKAN CERITA INI KALAU ANDA INGIN MENGETAHUI LAGI YANG BEST-BEST .ANDA BOLEH TAIP

superfoodstoreb.blogspot.com

TERIMA KASIH KAMI HARGAI KERJASAMA ANDA.....

Bahan PA - Pendidik (Petrus Budi Setyawan, Indrawati Sitepu, Tad

Wednesday 6 April 2016

Hai semua hmmmmmmmmmmmmm dah penat balik kerja mesti rasa tak ingin buat kerja...
TIDAK PERLU RISAU.......
KAMI BEST SERVICE COLECTION FOOD....
SEDIA UNTUK MEMBANTU ANDA........
ANDA BOLEH HANTAR PAKAIAN YANG PERLU DIBASUH,BARANG YANG HENDAK DIBELI UNTUK DIMASAK,TEMPAH MAKANAN DAN LAIN-LAIN...........................

ANDA TERUS SAHAJA DIAL NOMBOR INI..
011-26231964

KAMI SENTIASA SEDIA UNTUK MEMBERI PERKHIDMATAN YANG HEBAT KEPADA ANDA...................

JANGAN RISAU BEST SERVICE COLLECTION FOOD SENTIASA ADA UNTUK ANDA....................

Tuesday 5 April 2016

Hai semua Best Service Collection Food tawarkan satu promosi yang hebat bagi 30 pelanggan pertama yang mencuci pakaian dan sterika baju adalah percuma.......................................Kami juga ada hadiah untuk pelanggan-pelanggan tersebut..................................................................................

ANDA HENDAK TAHU HADIAH APAKAH ITU?

INI DIA ................

MAGIC CARTOON CARPET DAN KOMIK............................

PASTI ANDA SEMUA BERASA TERUJA DENGAN PROMOSI..........................KAMI

SUDAH TAHU PROMOSI...APA LAGI JOMMM BERAMAI-RAMAI KE .................MANA?

BEST SERVICE COLLECTION FOOD...

Monday 4 April 2016

Pagi semua apa khabar hari ini,Kami hendak tanya hari ini hari apa?owhhhhhhh hari ini hari selasa cepatnya hari berlalu hmmmmmm pagi-pagi pasti anda semua rasa malas,tak larat nak bangun,tiada hati untuk buat sesuatu kerja dan ada juga yang sangat sibuk dengan kerja......................................
Oleh itu......................

Kami BEST SERVICE COLLECTION FOOD ada satu cerita kelakar yang boleh senyumkkan anda
hahahahahaha ini dia.....................................

Lawak Melayu Jenaka

Badak Sumbu dan Monyet

Alhikayat, dalam sebuah hutan ada seekor badak sumbu dan seekor monyet. Mereka ni memang tak pernah baik, selalu jer bertengkar...

Pada suatu hari, sedang mereka bertengkar, mereka terjumpa sebuah pelita ajaib. Dipendekkan cerita, setelah digosok, keluarlah seorang jin. Jin itu setuju untuk mengabulkan tiga permintaan bagi kedua binatang itu.

Permintaan 1
Badak : "Saya mau semua badak sumbu di dalam hutan ini adalah betina, kecuali saya... hehe."
Monyet : "Saya mau sebuah motor Harley Davidson."

Jin tu kelip mata, bling... semua badak lain kat situ jadi betina, pastu ada sebuah Harley Davidson 1300cc warna hitam.

Permintaan 2
Badak : "Saya mau semua badak sumbu kat negeri pahang ni betina kecuali saya.. hehe."
Monyet : "Saya mau jaket kulit hitam dengan helmet jenama Shoei."

Jin tu kelip mata lagi, bling... semua badak di pahang dah jadi betina, dan monyet tu pun dapat barang2 mat motornya tu..

Lepas tu jin tu kata, "Ini permintaan terakhir kamu, pikirlah dengan baik-baik!"

Badak tu pikir sejenak lepas tu kata, "Saya mau semua badak sumbu kat Malaysia ni betina yang cun melencun ghilerrr... kecuali saya."

Jin tu pun kelipkan mata and then bling... maka tinggallah badak tu satu-satunya badak jantan satu Malaya nihh..

"Hah monyet, awak nak apa pulak.. kasut boot kulit ke?" tanya jin.

Monyet tu memakai helmetnya, naik atas motor Harleynya, start enjin, kemudian melihat pada badak yang tersengih lebarr tu, "Saya mau badak tu jadi GAY!!"

Jin tu pun kelipkan mata, bling...

Maka meraunglah badak sumbu tu sepuas-puasnya.. "Mana aku nak cari badak jantan ni nyah... ish.. tak kuaassa nyah..."

Baca dan seronokkan hari anda...................................

Sentiasa senyum kerana ini adalah satu
anugerah yang istimewa daripada tuhan..................

INDIAN TRADISIONAL FOOD...................................

26 Traditional Indian Foods That Will Change Your Life Forever

1. Biryani

What It Is: An aromatic rice dish cooked with several spices, notably saffron, and a protein (typically chicken or mutton) that’s been marinated.
Perfect For: A huge family dinner.
Feels Like: Hearing the neighborhood mosque sound its azan for evening prayers.

2. Momos

What It Is: A variation on the traditional dimsum, native to the North Eastern states that border Nepal (where the dish originated), eaten with a fiery red chutney.
Perfect For: A quick mid-evening snack.
Feels Like: Kicking your shoes off after a long day and settling into your couch for hours of TV.

3. Idli

indianhealthyrecipes.com

What It Is: A heavy South Indian breakfast food. A fermented batter of ground rice and lentils, steamed in little circular moulds.
Perfect For: When you’re done sleeping in on a Saturday morning.
Feels Like: Being woken up by the smell of cooking.

4. Gulab jaamun

What Is It: Small balls of dried milk, slow cooked and boiled in a sugar syrup.
Perfect For: When you’ve already had a delicious meal and have just enough room for dessert.
Feels Like: Playing hide-and-go-seek with your cousins at a family reunion way, way past your bedtime.

5. Chole bhature

What It Is: A spiced, curried chickpea dish served with a fried flour bread.
Perfect For: A late Sunday breakfast.
Feels Like: Seeing your family all dressed in new clothes on a festival day.

6. Nethili varuval

What It Is: Anchovies dipped in a paste of turmeric and red chilies and fried, native to the South Indian region Chettinad.
Perfect For: A crispy, spicy appetizer.
Feels Like: Temple bells.

7. Kati roll

What It Is: A traditional street food popular across India (and abroad). A wrap of kebabs, eggs, vegetables, and spices rolled into paratha (a type of flat bread).
Perfect For: When you need a meal on-the-go. Also a great way to use up leftovers.
Feels Like: Standing on a dusty Kolkata street-corner at dusk, watching families go home through rush hour traffic.

8. Rajma

What It Is: Kidney beans in a thick gravy popular across North India.
Perfect For: An accompaniment for rice, particularly delicious when served piping hot in the winter.
Feels Like: Summer holidays at your grandparents’ house.

9. Pani puri

What It Is: A small crisp hollow round bread filled with spiced water, tamarind paste, potato, onion, and chickpeas.
Perfect For: When you’re craving a thousand flavors at once.
Feels Like: Drunkenly challenging your best friend to a contest of who can eat more of these, and then feeling like your mouth is on fire.

10. Jalebi

What It Is: A wheat flour batter deep fried in coil-shapes and soaked in sugar syrup, served hot.
Perfect For: When you want something hot, but also sweet.
Feels Like: People-watching in a crowded bazaar while your mother haggles over sari prices.

11. Tandoori chicken

What It Is: Chicken marinated for hours in a paste of yogurt and spices, and then roasted (traditionally) in a clay oven called a tandoor.
Perfect For: Wowing your dinner guests with minimal effort.
Feels Like: Making a pitstop at a roadside diner three hours into a family roadtrip.

12. Banana chips

What It Is: Thin slices of banana deep fried in savory spices.
Perfect For: Munching on while watching your favorite movie.
Feels Like: The wind flying through your hair as you sail down Kerala’s backwaters in a houseboat.

13. Baingan bharta

What It Is: Roasted eggplant mashed together with a variety of other vegetables and spices, served with flatbread.
Perfect For: An exciting and fancy vegetarian meal.
Feels Like: Going back for seconds at a family friend’s house.

14. Dosa

What It Is: A crispy, flat bread (similar to a crepe or pancake) made of rice batter, served with a lentil sauce (sambar) and a variety of chutneys.
Perfect For: When you want breakfast to be the highlight of your day.
Feels Like: Recounting last night’s events the morning after a sleepover.

15. Bhelpuri

What It Is: Puffed rice fried with vegetables, in a spicy and tangy tamarind sauce.
Perfect For: When you want a chilled savory snack.
Feels Like: Sitting in the back of a rickshaw at the peak of summer, thankful for the breeze.

16. Vada

What It Is: A South Indian snack staple made of a lentil or flour batter fried into a doughnut shape.
Perfect For: A neutral carb to accompany your craving for chutney and lentils.
Feels Like: A morning raga.

17. Bhindi masala fry

What It Is: Okra stuffed with spices, fried.
Perfect For: A vegetarian dish that’s both exciting and comfort food.
Feels Like: Mom’s cooking.

18. Rogan josh

What It Is: A lamb curry of Persian origin, now popular in the Kashmir area. In India, rogan josh is often made using goat meat instead of lamb.
Perfect For: When you don’t just want a meal – you want a feast.
Feels Like: Strutting around in your nicest traditional finery and feeling like royalty.

19. Dhokla

What It Is: A snack/breakfast food from the state of Gujurat, made of fermented rice and chickpea batter.
Perfect For: An very, very light yet very, very flavorful snack.
Feels Like: Gossiping with your aunts and cousins for hours.

20. Gaajar halwa

What It Is: An extremely popular dessert, made by cooking grated carrot with milk, sugar, and dried fruits.
Perfect For: A piping hot wintertime dessert.
Feels Like: Wrapping a shawl around yourself and sitting by a heater on a chilly Delhi evening.

21. Pakora

What It Is: A fritter native to the Indian state Uttar Pradesh – one or more basic ingredients (onion, eggplant, potato, cauliflower, and chili peppers are all options) are dipped in gram flour and deep fried.
Perfect For: Rainy days.
Feels Like: Sitting by a window during a monsoon afternoon, bonding with your family over hot chai.

22. Rumali roti

What It Is: The word “rumal” is Hindi for handkerchief, and this bread resembles one; it is large, as thin as cloth, and served folded like a napkin.
Perfect For: When you need bread but want something lighter than naan.
Feels Like: Watching with child-like awe as a chef tosses the dough up in the air and spins it in circles.

23. Papri chaat

What It Is: Crispy, fried dough wafers served with boiled potatoes, boiled chick peas, chilis, yogurt, tamarind chutney, and several spices.
Perfect For: A healthy and multi-flavored snack.
Feels Like: Rewatching an old Bollywood movie with your mom, for the eighth time.

24. Kulfi

What It Is: An iced preparation made from thickened milk, almonds and pistachios.
Perfect For: When you’re craving ice-cream but with an Indian touch.
Feels Like: A street fair.

25. Recheado masala fish

What It Is: A spicy paste made of chilies, tamarind, and garlic (amongst other spices) is rubbed onto whole fish which are then fried.
Perfect For: Satisfying your seafood craving and spice craving all at once.
Feels Like: Sitting on a beach in Goa, watching the waves roll in.

26. And, finally, samosas.

What It Is: A fried or baked triangular snackfood made of a potato stuffing, usually also containing onions and peas, served with a mint chutney.
Perfect For: Literally anytime, anywhere.
Feels Like: Home.