Sunday 24 April 2016

Good morning everyone!How are you all today?We want show you all our company business card that we planned to make it!


yessssss!we want make business card so customer will be easy to contact us...



Then,we want to say something..today is Monday....of course will be boring right don't worry we are here BEST SERVICE COLLECTION FOOD...........TO MAKE YOU ALL SMILE WITH A LITTLE JOKES.



1)In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was Made in  
  China.



2)Teacher: Who answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: Who just threw that?
Boy: Me and I’m going home now.


3)Teacher: What exactly is MATH?
Boy: Mental Abuse To Humans


4)A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.
He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She said, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked...
"Then why did you eat him?"


ENJOY THE DAY!!!!!

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